NASCAR 2000 Season Fantasy Edition (Fairy World 500 @ Fairly World Int'l Raceway, November 12th, 2000) Edit

Fairy World 500

Car Numbers, Sponsors, Manufacturers, and Drivers  Edit

  • 1 Pennzoil Chevrolet (Jimmy Neutron)
  • 2 Miller Lite Ford (Rudy Tabootie)
  • 3 GM Goodwrench Chevrolet (Eddy "The Intimidator" McRich)
  • 4 Kodak Chevrolet (Remy Buxaplenty)
  • 5  Corn Flakes Chevrolet (Imaginary Gary)
  • 6 Valvoline Ford (Professor Finbarr Calamitous)
  • 7 PHILLIPS Nation's Rent Chevrolet (Wanda)
  • 8 Budweiser Chevrolet (Homer Simpson)
  • 9 Kodiak Ford (Mojo Jojo)
  • 10 Aaron's Pontiac (Jimmy from "Ed, Edd n Eddy")
  • 12 Mobil 1 Ford (Snap White)
  • 14 Conseco Pontiac (Nelson Muntz)
  • 16 TV Guide Ford (Buttercup Utonium)
  • 17 DEWALT Power Tools Ford (Evil Jimmy Clone)
  • 18 Interstate Batteries Pontiac (Ed"Lumpy" Monobrow)
  • 19 MOTOROLA Ford (Eduardo)
  • 20 Home Depot Pontiac (Eddward "Double-D" Marion)
  • 21 CITGO Ford (Princess Morbucks)
  • 22 CATERPILLAR Pontiac (Sandy Cheeks)
  • 24 DUPONT Chevrolet (Timmy Turner)
  • 25 Michael Holigan Chevrolet (Trixie Tang)
  • 26 KMART Ford (Bubble Bass from "Spongebob Squarepants")
  • 28 TEXACO Havoline Ford (Sheldon J. Plankton)
  • 31 LOWE'S Chevrolet (Blooreguard Q. "Bloo" Kazoo)
  • 32 Tide Ford (Blossom Utonium)
  • 33 Oakwood Homes Chevrolet (Mac Kazoo)
  • 36 M&Ms Pontiac (Spongebob Squarepants)
  • 40 Coors Light Chevrolet (Bart Simpson)
  • 42 Bellsouth Chevrolet (Cindy Vortex)
  • 43 STP Pontiac (Bubbles Utonium)
  • 44 Hot Wheels Pontiac (Kevin)
  • 45 Spree/Sprint Chevrolet (Sheen Estevez)
  • 55 Square-D Chevrolet (Stanley S. Squarepants)
  • 60 Power Team Chevrolet (Francis Bull-E)
  • 66 Route 66 KMART Ford (Fuzzy Lumpkins)
  • 71 Real Tree Chevrolet (Cosmo)
  • 75 Redcell Ford (Patrick Star)
  • 77 JASPER Ford (Rolf)
  • 88 Quality Care Ford (Lisa Simpson)
  • 93 Amoco Pontiac (Evil Officer Mike Brikowski)
  • 94 McDonald's Ford (Squidward Tentacles)
  • 97 John Deere Ford (Penny Sanchez)
  • 99 EXIDE Batteries Ford (Denzel Crocker)

Race Winner Edit

  • #3 GM Goodwrench Chevrolet (Eddy "The Intimidator* McRich)

Number Of LapsEdit

  • 312

Number Of Cautions Edit

  • 11

Stipulations Edit

Timmy Turner Edit

  • Denzel Crocker has to finish 12th or worse.
  • Win the race to get into the final round.
  • Not have a DNF.

Denzel Crocker Edit

  • Finish 11th or better.
  • Timmy Turner must NOT win the race.
  • Timmy Turner must have a DNF.

Notes Edit

  • Cursewords will be censored out by "*bleep*s"
  • DNF stands for "Did Not Finish the race".

Quotes Edit

Quote 1 Edit

  • (Wiki-special opens inside the ESPN Studio on the show "NASCAR 2Day"*)
  • Steve Byrnes (ESPN): Welcome back to NASCAR 2Day. Once again this is Steve Byrnes. With 2 races to go, Timmy Turner still feels dreadfully nervous about possibly losing his playoff spot and having Eddward Marion face off with Denzel Crocker for the Team Championship at Atlanta next week with the title at stake. Now he knows that today, his playoff spot is now in jeopardy (after crashing at Homestead-Miami Speedway). Timmy has to either win the race or have Denzel Crocker finish 12th or worse (with Timmy still in the race). Timmy said last night in his interview with Dr, Jerry Punch during the Busch Series race that it would really mean to his family, his wife (referring to Bubbles), Team Fastex, and all of the Team Fastex fans if he helped Team Fastex clinch the Team Championship today, and race head-to-head with his teammate, Eddward Marion for the Drivers' Championship.
  • Timmy: Oh, man. I'm SUPER nervous. A crash at Homestead-Miami last week is one thing, but Crocker finishing in the top 11 without me winning?! That's a nightmare come true! Now I HAVE to win this race, and worse, the car handling wasn't that great in Happy Hour yesterday.
  • Bubbles: Please don't feel nervous Timmykins.
  • Tommy Turner: Not only here in the track, but everyone in Dimmsdale and Townsville are watching the race publicly for YOU!
  • Tammy Turner: You should've seen big huge T.V screens on the streets and temporary stands on the sidewalks facing them--!
  • Timmy: I'm still nervous! *puts head down with folded arms and cries out of nerves*

Quote 2 Edit

  • *After U.S National Anthem sung by Chip Skylark & Fly-over by the Fairy Air-Force (used the Fairly Odd-Parents movie "Abra-Catastrophe")*
  • Track P.A Announcer: Give it up for Chip Skylark for our National Anthem and the Fairy Air-Force for today's fly-over! And now it's the time we Fairy World have been waiting for! All drivers, TO YOUR CARS!!!! *fans cheer loudly*
  • Crocker (while walking towards his #99 EXIDE Batteries Ford): Timmy Turner might've gotten his revenge in Richmond 2 months ago, but I will get MY revenge once I knock him out of the playoffs today! Once I finish in 11th place or better, AND IF TURNER DOESN'T WIN, I'll make him and his fans weep like the crybabies they are! This time, "Mother Nature" WON'T rain on my parade! (Referring to the "2000 Mountain Dew Southern 500 Fantasy Edition wiki) And Team Fastex will suffer once I beat the boy with the sock on his head (referring to Edd) next week and run Team Fastex outta business! *cackles evilly as he climbs aboard his #99 EXIDE Batteries Ford and begins strapping in*.
  • Timmy (in his #24 DUPONT Chevrolet, strapping in / to himself): C'mon, Turner... *takes deep breath* just calm down. These 312 laps might be our last *takes deep breath* but we have to do our best, and hopefully Crocker doesn't finish the race anywhere in the top 11 in today's race, because if he does.... *takes sad deep breath*'s over for us. *puts on his racing helmet and closes helmet and closes helmet shield*

Quote 3 Edit

  • Track P.A Announcer: And now, for the 4 most famous words in auto racing, please welcome your Grand Marshal, from the Fairy World Spa, Juandissimo Magnifico! *crowd cheers loudly* *scene cuts to Wanda's cockpit*
  • Wanda: Oh, no... not my ex!!!! *scene cuts to Juandissimo Magnifico*
  • Juandissimo Magnifico: Damas y caballeros, enciendan sus motores!!!! *crowd cheers loudly* and in English, Ladies and Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!!!! *crowd cheers loudly*
  • *engines start and rev loudly / crowd cheers loudly* *scene cuts to Timmy's cockpit*
  • Timmy: *starts his engine* Well.. *pants out of worry*... guess this is it. *scene cuts to ESPN broadcast booth*
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): All 43 stock cars roar to life here in the new Fairy World International Raceway, and it's do or die for Timmy Turner and Denzel Crocker! *scene cuts to the track as the cars pull out of the pits behind the pace car for their 2 full warmup laps in rows of 2*
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN): Remember, Timmy Turner has to WIN the race or have Crocker finish 12th or worse in order to clinch the final spot in the Championship race next week in Hot-Lanta, the NAPA 500!

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  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN / in unison to the fans cheering loudly): The pace car pulls into the pits and everyone's hero, Timmy Turner has only 312 laps to keep their title hopes alive! He starts 7th in today's race.... *cars accelerate to take the green flag waved by Jorgen Von Strangle, crowd cheers loudly* the green flag waves! We're now underway in the Fairy World 500, glad you're with us on ESPN!
  • Barney Hall (MRN Radio): For the very first time in Fairy World history, the green flag's in the air, Squidward Tentacles, down on the inside gets a good jump on the start and pulls down into Turn #1, he won't be able to get away.
  • Joe Moore (MRN Radio): Eddy McRich stays up alongside coming into Turn #1, but now Tentacles starts to break away! Tentacles holding the inside line! McRich fades a bit, now pulls even as they head down the backstraightaway!
  • Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio) And in fact he gets a half a length out in front as they come down to the entrance of Turn #3, but still caught up on the outside, Tentacles charges back on the inside! Finbarr Calamitous runs single-file in 3rd! It's a dead-heat off of Turn #4!
  • Eli Gold (MRN Radio): This is the 2nd Bud Pole that Squidward Tentacles has won this year, but he is not gonna lead Lap #1! That honor goes to Eddy McRich who takes his #3 machine back to Turn #1!

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  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): One more lap to go in the Fairy World 500! Eddy McRich is the race leader and Timmy Turner is running in 2nd! Turner knows if the #99 car of Denzel Crocker finishes 12th or worse, the #24 team will be one of the 2 championship contenders that will clinch the title next week in Atlanta! So far, Crocker is running in 12th right behind Mac Kazoo! *scene cuts to Timmy's cockpit*
  • Timmy (in 2nd / in his head): Oh, c'mon Mac! Block him while you can! *scene cuts to ESPN broadcast booth*
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Remember, Crocker has to finish 11th or better to knock Turner out. He needs to pass one more car and cross the start/finish line! *scene cuts to Crocker's cockpit*
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN / voice only): And it doesn't look like he's gonna make it!
  • Crocker (in 12th / in his head) Oh, I'll make it alright. *rams Mac out of the way in-between turns 3 and 4*
  • Mac: (voice only): Whoa.... HEY! *scene cuts to the track*
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN): WHOA...
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN / in unison): Crocker body-slams Mac Kazoo up the racetrack! Crocker gets through! *scene cuts to Crocker's cockpit*
  • Crocker (in 11th): *laughs evilly*
  • scene cuts to Timmy's cockpit*
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN / voice only / in unison): Eddy McRich wins the race and Denzel Crocker, finishing 11th will knock Timmy Turner out of the playoffs!
  • Timmy: *looks at the rear view mirror as Eddy and he cross the line to end the race* *loud horrified gasp* What the... NNNNOOOOO!!!!!! *scene cuts to Crocker's cockpit*
  • Crocker: *evil cackle* YOU'RE FINISHED TURNER!!!!! And best of all... I ELIMINATED YOU IN FAIRY WORLD!!!!! *hysterically cackles evilly*
  • Timmy (while tearing up): (In a stuttering, crying way) N-N-No! *sadly pants* C-C-Crocker wasn't black-flagged for that illegal move! *sadly trembles in heartbreaking sadness and tears trickle down his face in unison to the sad trembling* *scene cuts to Eddy's cockpit*
  • Eddy: *cackles evilly* YOUR SEASON'S OVER, TWERPER!!!! Now Team Fastex is gonna have have to wait in order to LOSE the Team Championship to Team REXCOR!!!! *laughs evilly* (foreshadowing the NAPA 500 @ Atlanta Motor Speedway) *scene cuts to Lisa's cockpit*
  • (While slowly pulling into the pits)
  • Lisa (finished 26th / sadly): We could've won the Team Championship today if it wasn't for Crocker's illegal bodyslam on Mac. *scene cuts to Timmy's cockpit*
  • (while parked in the pits)
  • Timmy (with tears in eyes): (deeply upset about the fact NASCAR didn't black-flag Crocker for his illegal move) Why... *sad gasps*.. WHY.... *puts head down on his folded arms on the steering wheel and sobs out of sorrow*
  • *scene fades into Timmy's bedroom at night*
  • *Bubbles opens the door, enters the room while Timmy softly sobs on his bed, sits on bed with Timmy*
  • (in unison "NASCAR 2Nite" played on Timmy's digital clock)
  • Steve Byrnes (ESPN / voice only*) Timmy Turner fans everywhere continue to sadly grieve over the shocking moment that happened in the Fairy World 500, Team Fastex fans everywhere protested to NASCAR saying that Denzel Crocker should've been disqualified at the last second for aggressive driving (illegally body-slamming Mac in last turn for 11th) and that Team Fastex should've won the Team Championship along with Bubbles and Timmy Turner competing for the Drivers Championship next week in Atlanta--.*Bubbles turns radio off*
  • Bubbles (calmly): We know how bad you felt about being falsely eliminated by Crocker, but it's not your fault. Nobody's perfect, not even NASCAR officials. It's bad to cheat... but it's NOT bad to lose to a cheater. (inferring that cheaters never win)
  • Timmy (in a crying way / with head in pillow): You're right, Bubs. Crocker don't deserve to move up to the final round with you, and NASCAR wouldn't call it low-down sh--*bleep*--ss racing! *sobs* (In reference to Crocker's reckless move on Mac in Turn #4 during the finish of the race)
  • Bubbles: *gasps* Timmykins?!
  • Timmy (sadly): Sorry, Bubs. *sadly sniffles*
  • Bubbles (calmly): But sweetie, you have to understand that life isn't fair. Crocker might've eliminated you from the playoffs in front of everyone you love, but it doesn't mean they don't love you and Team Fastex. Possibly something WILL happen to Crocker next week that he'll regret, and HE'LL learn that life isn't fair.
  • Timmy (in a crying way with head in pillow): But Crocker NEVER learns... *sad gasps* The season wasn't meant to end this way for my #24 team of Team Fastex! *sobs in pillow*
  • Bubbles (while rubbing Timmy's upper back): Awwww.... But look at the bright side, you had a great season with 4 wins, and we all know you'll help Team Fastex win the Team Championship next season if you put what Crocker did to emotionally hurt you aside and build momentum (referring to Atlanta the next week) for next season, because NASCAR has always been the sport you succeed at and always been the sport you love to do. And it doesn't matter if Crocker eliminated you this year, everyone still loves you and have great sympathy for you. And on the bright side, you get to help me assist the team in protecting Double-D from Crocker and the Team Championship-hungry REXCOR stinkers in the Championship race next week, and save Team Fastex for another season. (referring that Edd is the one that Crocker has to beat in the NAPA 500 in Atlanta the next week to win the Team Championship and save Team Fastex from Garner Rexton)
  • Timmy (with tears in eyes): *puts head up from pillow* Really? You'd do that for me and everyone?
  • Bubbles (calmly): Really, Timmy. *shows Timmy her phone* Look at the faithful E-Mails you received from everyone. *while Timmy was reading the faithful messages from millions of his loyal fans* They believed you that Crocker was a cheater, and they still love you and didn't want to see you suffer like this.
  • Timmy (feeling sad but touched) *after seeing one of the comments from his faithful fans saying "You're STILL the greatest Timmy, Crocker shouldn't have screwed you out of it, We STILL love you Timmy. The Team Championship could have been won today if it weren't for Crocker!"* Please hold me... *sobs as Bubbles wraps her arms around him to hug him*
  • Bubbles (in unison to Timmy sobbing in her arms): Awww.... poor Timmy. *episode ends*

Trivia Edit

  • Since this is the 2000 season, the commentators on TV (ESPN) will be Bob Jenkins (now retired) & Benny Parsons (1941-2007).
  • The MRN Radio commentators for this wiki-race will be Barney Hall & Eli Gold (in the booth), Joe Moore (Turns 1 & 2) and Allen Bestwick (the dogleg, and Turn #3)
  • The pit reporters (radio) will be Winston Kelly, Jason Toy, Steve "The Postman" Post, Alex Hayden, Marty Schneider, Jim Phillips, and Jeff Streigle.
  • The Fairy World International Raceway is a spoof of the Phoenix International Raceway (the current version of the racetrack).
  • This is The Motor Racing Network's (MRN Radio) last appearance in the "NASCAR 2000 Fantasy Edition" wiki-race series, while the Performance Racing Network (PRN Radio) covers the "2000 NAPA 500 Fantasy Edition" wiki-race action.
  • This the 2nd to last race of the season.

Fairy World Int'l Raceway Edit